Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following an intimate White House dinner, current president of the United States Donald Trump abruptly announced he was firing his acting Chief of Staff and current spokesman Mick Mulvaney and replacing him with longtime pal and alter ego, John Barron.

Have you ever seen him eat?” said Donald Trump about Mulvaney. “He chews with his mouth open. Disgusting!”

“John Barron knows everything about everything and and has good table manners, too,” added Trump.




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