“I have ordered all bedbugs off the Doral premises before the G-7 Summit. Enough is enough. ” – Donald J. Trump. President. Of The United States.

Miami (eTruePolitics) – “We’re part of the union and we’re not going anywhere ,” said Woody Guthrie IV., president of Bedbugs America, a fledgling organization representing the brown U.S. insects, in announcing his besieged Doral bedbugs had joined the powerful International Bedbug Union. “We call on bedbugs occupying other Trump properties around the world to hold their ground,” said Guthrie.

“Bedbugs are more popular than Trump,” added Guthrie. “Honestly, we didn’t see that coming.”




Photo illustration by Ray Dougela