by Franklin D. Java

UNKNOWN LOCATION (eTruePolitics) –  Call it ‘How to Avoid Attention 101’. In a surprising Zoom appearance the financially under siege MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, heretofore a slavish devotee of Donald Trump, denounced the former president as being “soft” on the threat of international communism. Lindell fiercely defended his accusation from questions asking whether it was nothing more than a less-than artful deflection from his company’s mounting financial free fall which recently included eviction proceedings for nonpayment of rent from one of the company’s two warehouses.

“Donald Trump is a Commie lover,” said Lindell,  and to tell you the truth I’m kinda embarrassed it took me this long to realize it. Donald Trump conned me. It’s as simple as that. Mid-Westerners trust people and I guess sometimes we get taken advantage ofwho tends to speak in paragraphs”How else do you explain his relationship with Vladimir Putin? Or those love letters with that Korean dictator who has a weird name. There is no explanation. These are hardcore Commies and he LIKES them! Trump is a Pinko.

“I call on all my millions of supporters and followers to join me in turning on Donald Trump and do what’s right. Communism is evil and anyone who supports it is too.”

“I don’t know this guy,” said Trump when queried about MyPillow’s recent eviction from one of the company’s two Minnesota warehouse, “but if I did know him I’d tell him he oughta pay his bills.”