New York (eTruePolitics) – Immediately following a charged press interview in which she challenged Breakfast Media’s White House reporter Andrew Feinberg to reveal his ethnicity, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway confirmed ongoing media rumors that she is an extraterrestrial.
“I am very proud of my ethnicity,” Conway said in a prepared statement which claimed that her family had landed in Area 51 in the “early 1700s” and thus qualified as indigenous people with full rights to American citizenship.
“I am an alien totally,” explained Conway. “But legal.”
Sources close to Conway’s husband George Conway say the Republican lawyer was shocked to learn about his wife’s other-worldly ethnicity.
“Irish and Italian. She lied to me,” Conway said, “I can’t believe it.”
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