Washington (eTruePolitics) – Ken Cuccinelli, the far right-wing immigration hard-liner, is running into fierce – and surprising – opposition over his proposed appointment as head off the Department of Homeland Security.  Why surprising? The opposition is coming from Republican senators who are warning current president Trump that attempting to fill the top role at DHS without Senate confirmation would be illegal and represent a major health risk to white people.

It is unclear whether Republican opposition to Cuccinelli is related to a series of nationwide health scares involving fried Cuccinelli, a frozen seafood dish produced by “White Fish, LLC,”   a company owned by his wife Alice Davis Cuccinelli and distributed nationwide to restaurants that refuse service to non-whites.

“The White House would be well advised to consult with the Senate and senators before they take any decisive action that might be embarrassing to Mr. Cuccinelli, his wife or even to the White House itself,” said Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas).

“The Cuccinelli’s are poisoning white people!” said Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke about the hundreds of diners across the country sickened by the gelatinous fried Cuccinelli dish.

“People of color are welcome to consume and be sickened by our product,” said a spokesman for White Fish. “As long as they pay, we don’t discriminate.”

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela