New York (eTruePolitics) – Infamous New York buccaneer and current U.S. president ‘Black Soul’ Donnie Trump narrowly escaped capture yesterday in New York City after a confrontation with authorities on the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge which connects the boroughs of Brooklyn and Staten Island.
“The president wouldn’t pay the $16 bucks,” said an unfazed toll taker at the iconic bridge, “So I told him he wasn’t crossing the bridge. He was very agitated. And then he just took off. Zoom! Then the cops go screaming after ’em. And, then explosions are going off all over the place.
Hope no one gets hurt, but rules are rules.”
A source close to NY’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority which operates the bridge, said police are looking into the possibility that a longtime Trump confederate, the shadowy Russian privateer identified as Vladi ‘Dead Eyes” Putin, may have aided the president’s escape by laying down suppressive cannon fire from an off-shore location.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela