Washington, Beijing (eTruePolitics) – China’s President Xi Jinping has reportedly offered Rep Marjorie Greene a “low five figure reward” to re-inflate his country’s recently shot down intelligence- gathering balloon when it is eventually returned to land.
“Marge is an awesome blowhard” said Republican colleague Matt Gaetz, “Why shouldn’t she make a few bucks using her talent?”
The modest offer, which a spokesman said Greene was seriously considering, comes only days after Greene publicly complained that her $174,000 congressional salary was too low.
The recently divorced Greene says she has “lost money” since joining Congress, reportedly is “miserable” being a congresswoman, and hates Washington D.C
“I can’t even find a decent Moon Pie in this hellhole,” Greene complained to reporters in avoiding questions about the Chinese offer.
