Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Indigents Welcome New York (eTrueSports) – After enduring weeks of unwanted television coverage showing scores of empty luxury box seats at Yankee games – caused, the team claims, by wealthy fans abandoning their seats to...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 17, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Mexico City (eTrueSports) – The Diablo Rojos of the Mexican Baseball League have made Donald Trump a “low-four-figure” offer to become the team’s official mascot, eTrueSports has learned. The move making...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 15, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New Jersey (eTrueSports) Chris Christie rushed to Boston on Friday morning to counsel troubled Red Sox third baseman Padro Sandoval, eTrueSports has learned. “I’m springing for lunch,” said NJ...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 15, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Boston (eTrueSports) – A just released Harvard Medical School study, using the Standard Beignet IQ test, has found that prolonged exposure to the information ticker (or crawl) on MLB TV’s baseball broadcasts...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 15, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
STORY UPDATE: Twins win, cancel contract with Cuban pitcher Fidel Castro. “He wouldn’t do windsprints,” said a source close to the now 1-9 Twins. Original story: Minneapolis (eTrueSports) –...
Read MoreTrump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
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