FIRST LOOK AT EMBARGOED PROMO SPOT FOR ‘THE TRUMP NETWORK’ (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ‘FOX NEWS’)
New York (eTruePolitics) – Current U.S. president Donald Trump is said to be spending...
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Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
World’s Shortest Book: “The Wit & Wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained Santos.
A Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one patrolman.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in the lengthiest written statement he has issued since joining the Court in 1991.
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@jeffpearlman Athletes playing with words. Pretty damn good.
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Melania Trump’s Desperate Escape Attempt to Tunnel Out of Mar-a-Lago Thwarted by Proud Boys Security Forceetruepolitics.com/melania-escape/lU