Washington (eTruePolitics) – “This is a perfect fit. I’m a clown at heart,” said Noem in making the surprise announcement about joining Ringling. Reportedly Noem has been unemployble since her abrupt firing on March 5, 2026.
“She’s a natural,” said Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment which runs Ringling. “We literally didn’t have to teach her anything. Personally, I’ve never seen a better prat fall.”
It was unclear when Noem would begin her new job. “I got a costume all picked out,” said Noem.
Her poorly attended press conference, complete with former ICE soldiers commandearing front row seats, was a tense affair between the few press and the bristling Noem. Said a bemused witness, “That’s a relationship that can fairly called, ‘Mutual loathing.’
Noem’ furious, profane-laden exit may result in legal peril.
“Don’t even think about giggling at me,” Noem shouted. “I know people!”
