Las Vegas (eTruePolitics) – Las Vegas bookmakers today announced the odds on Jared Kushner committing suicide during 2018 at 3-1, Donald Trump, Jr. at 2-1 and presidential advisor Stephen Miller at even money.

“We are seeing almost exactly 50% action on both sides of Trump and Kushner,” said one online oddsmaker.

“With Miller, despite the even odds, we can’t generate any action,” added the bookie. “Even in Vegas, Miller is despised. And that’s by men. Women? Forget about it. Very, very few people want to bet money on him living through the year.

“If he does survive, how do you explain that bet to your kids? Big problem.”


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