Washington (eTruePolitics) – It’s common knowledge that current president Donald Trump doesn’t sleep much.

Less known is when not watching Fox News, Trump is said to obsessed with Vladimir Putin’s new book, “The Extreme Idiot’s Guide to Dictatorship,” according to a source close to the White House who requested anonymity because she feared for her life.

“Trump can’t read,” said the source, “so Mike Pence reads ‘Extreme’ out loud until the president stops sniffing, then they know he’s nodded off.”


Photo illustration and concept by Ray Dougela