New York (eTruePolitics) – “Oh, come on, they didn’t miss anything,” said beleaguered Attorney General Bill Barr in defending physically healthy Trump family members who were given seats reserved for the handicapped to attend the current president’s speech at the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday in New York.

“I’ve been handicapped my whole life,” said Eric Trump “and I’ve  never been in the front row before. I  knew Daddy loved me!”

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela