Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) -“Donald Trump’s Bible Bedtime Stories”, a new prayer podcast produced by “PillowTalk”, a just launched division of Trump Media & Technology Group, will be the current president’s first foray into voice-over work in what promises to become in the next four years a lucrative division of his media empire. The primarily old Testament stories will be selected and read by Mr. Trump.
Critics say the podcast, rather than informing, is designed to help his MAGA followers fall asleep at night.
“Insomnia is rampant in the MAGA community,” said a psychiatrist, who declined to give her name because she feared for her life. “After all, they’ve got a lot to answer for.”
“I can’t wait to fall asleep with Donald again,” bubbled Stormy Daniels, a professional dancer/actress and former companion of the ex-president. “He’s better than Ambien.”
According to a spokesman for PillowTalk, “Donald Trump’s Bedtime Bible Stories will make you rest better, fall asleep faster, and wake up more devoted in our holy mission to support, always and ever, Mr. Trump. Amen.”
