by special correspondent Ray Dougela
New York (eTruePolitics) – With reports that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is pitching investors for a Trump television network, former Today Show host Billy Bush abruptly jumped into the high-stakes, eponymous TV game.
At a press conference announcing formation of The Billy Bush Network (BBN), the affable Bush adroitly ticked off his talking points to investors:
1. “I got the money. NBC just gave me big bucks for screwing up. Imagine how much I can get for just doing OK?”
2. “The Bush name is worth a fortune. Halliburton gave my cousin billions and he’s an idiot.”
3. “If I can manipulate Trump like Melania says, I can manipulate anyone.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
