New York (eTruePolitics) – Hey, mistakes happen.

After former Wisconsin politician and virulent CNN Trump defender Sean Duffy questioned the patriotism of decorated Purple Heart recipient Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, an immigrant from the Ukraine who rose to the top of U.S. security ranks, Jeff Zucker, chairman of WarnerMedia News CNN’s parent company, announced Duffy would be banned from the company’s executive cafeteria for an indefinite period of time.

“WarnerMedia and CNN take ignorance very seriously,” Zucker said.

“Who’s going to eat with Zucker now?” wondered one WarnerMedia cafeteria employee who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.

Zucker also announced that corned beef and cabbage would be permanently removed from the cafeteria menu.

Reached for comment, Duffy questioned why borscht and pierogis, traditional Ukrainian dishes, remained on the menu.

“This isn’t America anymore,” said Duffy who, according to sources close to the right-wing Republican, was actually “relieved” not to have to eat with the corpulent Zucker anymore.

“Zucker chews with his mouth open,” said the source, “given his girth, it’s truly a disgusting look.”


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