New York (eTruePolitics) – A key focus of New York State Attorney General Letitia James’ ongoing civil investigation into the Trump organization is said to be on an obscure book authored by Donald Jr., Ivanka and Eric Trump.  Writing as ‘The Trump Twits,’ The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Entitlement appears to be an (unintentional) roadmap into the Trump family’s financial skullduggery, including chapters like ‘How to Pretend to Like Maga Morons and Raise Millions,’ ‘Soft-Target Charities,’ and ‘Bespoke Off-Shore Banks.’

“Doesn’t get any dumber,” an upbeat NY state investigator told eTruePolitics.

The thin volume, praised by Fox News’ reviewer Tucker Carlson as “clueless and reprehensible in all the best ways,” was according to a source close to Vile Publishing, a financial disaster for the Trump-funded publisher.  “Low information voters and old white people, don’t go to bookstores,” explained the source.

“I could have told them that if they’d asked me,” co-author Eric Trump revealed to eTP in an emotional interview, “but they never ask me anything.”


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