Washington (eTruePolitics) – Led by Reps Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, far-right House Republicans demanded that the National Republican Committee immediately schedule a “mandatory” vote on a  new symbol for the party which reflects the party’s tilt toward supporting Russia.

“Elephants are passe,” explained Taylor Greene, “pigs are popular.”

Former president Donald Trump was said to be unhappy with the design. “It makes him look fat,” said an aide, “and boy does he hate that.”

“It’s a home-age,” said an exasperated Greene about Trump’s unhappiness with the new symbol. “That means good.”




Photo illustration by Ray Dougela