GINA HASPEL ON GUANTANAMO: GARDENING DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TORTURE
All women are human beings. Gina Haspel is a woman. Hence, Gina Haspel is a human being. Not buying it. No one is. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela/Raybird Design...
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BLANKENSHIP PROMISES NEW WEST VIRGINIA LICENSE PLATE IF ELECTED
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 7, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Charleston, WV (eTruePolitics) – “While I was incarcerated for conspiring to violate mine safety regulations, I worked on this plate for months and months,” West Virginia Republican Senate candidate Don...
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Posted by eTruePolitics | May 7, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
“It may well be that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition is the appalling silence of the so-called good people.” Martin Luther King, Jr., December 4, 1957...
Read MoreON CINCO DE MAYO, TRUMP DECLARES HE IS “VERY PROUD” OF HIS HISPANIC ANCESTRY
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an early Saturday morning tweet called “pathetic and lame” by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Donald Trump claimed a recently commissioned White House genealogical research...
Read MoreTHE LAWS OF MOTION IN L.A.
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Los Angeles (eTruePolitics) – The summer vacation season is nearly upon us and for anyone living in Los Angeles this means two things: vehicular and human gridlock. In an attempt to help our fellow sufferers, we offer The...
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Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.