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New York (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Jared Kushner to star in Emoluments Channel’s reboot of an American TV classic. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela / Raybird...
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WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARIES BARELY ESCAPE SINKHOLE TRAGEDY
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – To: Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah: Re: Sinking feeling: an unpleasant sensation caused by the realization that something unpleasant or undesirable has happened or is about to happen. ...
Read MoreCREATURE FROM THE SOUTHERN SINKHOLE
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 22, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Hollywood, CA (eTruePolitics) – “An instant classic” – Variety “Get your claws off me.” – Melania Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreTHE MORON CHRONICLES: READ. WEEP.
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Horror forthcoming. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Read MoreCHEETOS TROUBLE FOR KUSHNER AT NEW U.S. EMBASSY IN JERUSALEM?
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 15, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I don’t care if Uncle Bibi says the Cheetos are kosher, they’re yucky and I’m not eating them.” ...
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Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.