Kristi Noem To Resign as Homeland Security Secretary, Will Join Ringling’s Circus
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by Frank Coffey Houston, TX (eTruePolitics) – After hearing that a raucous crowd at...
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All men are human beings. Stephen Miller is a man. Hence, Stephen Miller is a human being. ...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a shocking, once-in-a-Presidency announcement, Donald Trump...
Read MoreTrump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
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An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
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