New York (eTruePolitics) – Following a Federal Judge’s ruling that Rudy Giuliani must forfeit his Manhattan penthouse and virtually all his possessions to the control of Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the Georgia election workers he defamed and to whom he now owes $150 million, the former mayor relocated his law offices to a “convenient and affordable” location according to a subdued Giuliani spokesperson. Giuliani apparently will not be getting any financial help from Donald Trump, who replied “Rudy who?” to shouted media questions.
Hours after Judge Lewis Liman handed down his decision, Giuliani was observed soliciting clients from a Central Park bench.
“So far, he’s got bupkis,” a smirking park employee told eTruePolitics.
Trump’s abandoning of the relentlessly-loyal Giuliani is said to be linked to the lawyer’s notoriously poor table manners. “Rudy chews with his mouth open especially when he’s loaded which is pretty much all the time,” confided a former aide. “Beyond gross and President Trump, the most fastidious of men, couldn’t take it anymore.”
By all accounts the Judge’s order forcing Giuliani to turn over all his assets to a receivership which Freeman and Moss control has sent the 80-year-old into a “real tizzy,” another aide said. speaking on condition of anonymity because he feared for his life.
“I’ve never seen a grown man cry like that. Didn’t even know he had tear ducts.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
