Hartford, CT (eTruePolics) – Trinity College has taken the unprecedented move to “vacate” the diplomas of Tucker Carlson (’91) and Jesse Watters (‘2001) who both majored in history at the prestigious school in Hartford, CT.
“Carlson and Watters have demonstrated in their subsequent lucrative careers an absolute ignorance of American history – not to mention World history – which is a huge embarrassment for Trinity,” said a spokesman.
“We make this decision reluctantly, but they are both ignoramuses of the first order who make a mockery of Trinity’s goal for all students to build a foundation of critical thinking, reflection and expression.
“We hope that both men can ultimately become decent human beings.”
“Good luck with that,” commented a professor of history who taught both men and who requested anonymity before commenting because he feared for his life.
