by Frank Coffey

Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump announced today he and billionaire casino owner Sheldon Adelson were in a joint venture to build “Mt. Trumpmore Casino” on the site of the current Mt. Rushmore National Memorial in the Black Hills region of South Dakota. A spokesman said the two moguls plan to add their likenesses to the iconic American sculpture which would overlook the new casino.

Deciding to add their own heads to Gutzon Borglum’s sculpture was a “no-brainer,” said Trump. “I would be the best looking bust up there,” Trump explained. “Shel is putting up all the money but I’m in charge. You know what visitors pay to get into Mt. Rushmore now? Zero, nothing!  We’ll charge $20 bucks to get in. Maybe $30. This is one of my best ideas ever.”

“Everyone told me that building Mt. Trumpmore in the Black Hills could scare away customers,” Trump said, “so we’re going to rename them the White Hills.”


Photo illustrations by Ray Dougela