by Frank Coffey
Charlestown, WV (eTruePolitics) – “Aaron’s our kind of idiot,” said Clarence Ponderless, Founder, CEO and President of the West Virginia-based Flat Earth Society in announcing that the non-profit’s lifetime membership fee of $29.99 would be waived for the Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. “We can afford it,” joked Ponderless. “Ever since January 20, 2017 we’ve been rolling in dough.” Rodgers joins the Brooklyn Nets’ star guard Kyrie Irving as the only recipients of the coveted award.
“Flat Earthers don’t have to be discrete or embarrassed anymore,” added Ponderless. “Ignorance is on the march everywhere in America and FES is proud to stand with organizations like the National Rifle Association, The American Tobacco Institute and The U.S. Coal Lovers Society to encourage folks to think less and be happy. “
“I never said the world was flat,” said a defensive Rodgers when contacted by eTruePolitics, “but I didn’t say it was round either. I feel strongly both ways and as an American that’s my personal right and nobody’s business.”
Rodgers insisted he was not worried about being unvaccinated against Covid19. “I’m immune to thinking,” Rodgers asserted.
“Me, too,” commented WV’s Senator Joe Manchin, wearing an aluminum foil hat manufactured in West Virginia to the Flat Earth press conference. “Foil hats are the economic future of West Virginia.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
