Washington (eTruePolitics) –Beleaguered Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney will be replaced by longtime Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway as soon as tonight, eTruePolitics has learned. The announcement was said to have been held up by intense White House discussions about how to handle a gone-viral rumor that Conway is in fact an extraterrestrial.
The decision? Total honesty. “We’re not used to this,” an exhausted aide told eTruePolitics before leading Conway to a press conference where she confirmed her ancestry.
“I am very proud to be a extraterrestrial,” said Conway who explained that her family had landed in Area 51 in the “early 1700s” and thus qualified as indigenous people with full rights to American citizenship.
Conway also said she was seriously considering a 2024 run for the Presidency. Of the United States. “I want to inspire generations of unborn extraterrestrials to live long and prosper,” Conway said.
Sources close to Conway’s husband George Conway say the Republican lawyer was shocked to learn about both his wife’s other-worldly ancestry and her presidential aspirations.
“Irish and Italian was what I always heard,” Conway mused.
“She lied to me,” Conway said, “I can’t believe it.”
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