Washington (eTruePolitics) – Pete Hegseth has reportedly asked current president Donald Trump for permission to run the Defense Department from Trump Winery, located in Charlotteville, VA 116.3 miles from the Pentagon in Washington, VA.
“I always want to be at my best,“ commented Hegseth. “And believe me I can sober up in a two-hour drive any day of the week.”
In supporting Hegseth’s request Senator Lindsay Graham said, “Although I’m a bourbon man myself, the Trump Winery makes sense for Petey. How drunk can you get on wine?”
“I love the Trump Winery’s Pinot Aggrievio,” said Rudy Giuliani.
