Posted by eTruePolitics | Jun 7, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
LeBron James, Trump in Shouting Match Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Six weeks before the Republican national convention and already there’s trouble. Sources close to the Cleveland Cavaliers say Donald Trump got into a...
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New Orleans (eTruePolitics) – The artistic director of Jazz at Lincoln Center and the world’s best known trumpeter, Wynton Marsalis, wants to be referred to as a ‘horn’ player from now on. And he’s...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jun 6, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
10. I’m Tim. No questions. 9. No, I’ve never thought of growing an Afro. See? A joke. 8. Yes, I retired today. I said no questions. 7. Armadillo soup? I can’t get enough of it. No more personal questions. 6. Greg...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jun 2, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Burlington (eTruePolitics) – The University of Vermont is offering free remedial math classes to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. “Bernie can take any beginning math course for free,” said E. Thomas...
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Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
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