TRUMP PROCLAIMS MAY 14th ‘INSULT A WOMAN DAY’
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Happy Mother’s Day! Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Posted by eTruePolitics | May 12, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald J. Trump, the definition of obscene. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Posted by eTruePolitics | May 11, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, an imprint of Breitbart Media, announced publication of “The Nonsensical Hand Gestures of Stubby Fingers Trump” – an instant book meant to help explain the current...
Read MoreSEAN SPICER’S DISAPPEARANCE INDICATES PRESS SECRETARY MAY BE HEDGING HIS BETS
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 10, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – With rumors abounding that he is about to be fired, a distraught Sean Spicer, who was briefly spotted behind a White House hedge today, has disappeared from public view amid reports that...
Read MoreTRUMP PULLS JAMES COMEY’S NOMINATION FOR 2017 REPUBLICAN MAN OF THE YEAR
Posted by eTruePolitics | May 9, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Minutes after firing James Comey following burgeoning criticism of his FBI stewardship and basic honesty, current president Donald Trump announced he had pulled the former FBI Director’s...
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Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.