THE SOUTHERN WHITE HOUSE: NOT EVERYONE WELCOME
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – The current president welcoming guests to the newly named “Southern White House.” Photo illustration by Ray...
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DONALD TRUMP’S MAR-A-LAGO WEEKEND: THE JOY OF GOLF
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – “It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf,” wrote Irish essayist and poet Robert Lynd in a charming burst of Twentieth...
Read MoreTHWACK-A-TRAITOR: NEW TRUMP ARCADE GAME PROVIDES HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Venice, CA (eTruePolitics) – “Thwack-A-Traitor” is the latest prank from ArtAct, the political activist group that has previously enraged the current president by temporarily replacing “Trump Tower”...
Read MoreLEAKED ‘HOW TO IDENTIFY RUDY GIULIANI’ MEMO ANOTHER EMBARRASSMENT FOR TRUMP?
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D. C. (eTruePolitics) – Where’s Rudy, the current president’s new lawyer? Donald Trump may need some help there, at least White House staffers think he does. “The ‘Don’t...
Read MoreNEW SKETCH OF THUG WHO THREATENED STORMY DANIELS POINTS TO TRUMP’S HEAD OF SECURITY
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – “One grilled Calamari coming up!” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Quick Hits
Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.