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New York (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Jared Kushner to star in Emoluments Channel’s reboot of an American TV classic. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela / Raybird...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | May 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Jared Kushner to star in Emoluments Channel’s reboot of an American TV classic. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela / Raybird...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | May 23, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – To: Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah: Re: Sinking feeling: an unpleasant sensation caused by the realization that something unpleasant or undesirable has happened or is about to happen. ...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | May 22, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Hollywood, CA (eTruePolitics) – “An instant classic” – Variety “Get your claws off me.” – Melania Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | May 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Horror forthcoming. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | May 15, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “I don’t care if Uncle Bibi says the Cheetos are kosher, they’re yucky and I’m not eating them.” ...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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