“AMERICAN TRAITORS” – GOP SENATORS’ RUSSIAN MEETING TO BECOME A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
A date that will live in infamy Photo illustration by Ray Dougela / Raybird Design
Read MoreAuthor: eTruePolitics
THE TIME DONALD TRUMP CONFUSED VENEZUELA (THE COUNTRY) WITH VUVUZELA (THE INSTRUMENT)
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – This gift keeps giving. Remember way back in 2017 when it was revealed that president Donald Trump had floated the idea of invading Venezuela? That wasn’t the whole story. It was dumber....
Read MoreGREYHOUND: NOW THE OFFICIAL BUS COMPANY OF THE NAZI PARTY
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 4, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – The American Nazi Party and Greyhound Lines, Inc. have reached a deal “in principle” for America’s most ethically challenged bus line to become the “Official Bus...
Read MoreLET’S GO TRUMPS? PRESIDENT SET TO BUY METS. GUESS WHO’S BATTING CLEANUP?
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 1, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Organization is in serious discussions to purchase the New York Mets, according to sources close to the White House, eTruePolitics has learned. Current press secretary Sarah...
Read MoreBROKEN RECORD
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jun 29, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
“He’s like a broken record. Just says the same bullshit over and over.” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreRecent Posts
Quick Hits
Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.