Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 14, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – New health details from Donald Trump (70) revealed that since July 4th the current Republican presidential candidate’s weight has dropped over 30 pounds to 236. Trump’s weight topped...
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Posted by eTruePolitics | Sep 6, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – A crowd outside Fox News’ Manhattan offices protesting the forced resignation of Greta Van Susteren was dispersed without incident by the NYPD Tuesday afternoon, eTruePolitics has learned....
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Aug 18, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Television Reviews-in-Brief. (Though not yet on CNN’s schedule, eTruePolitics obtained a pilot presentation of “Ratahooey” from a CNN source who requested anonymity because...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Aug 3, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Former professional cyclist Lance Armstrong announced today that he was supporting current Republican candidate Donald Trump for president. Armstrong spoke to the press after a private...
Read MoreTrump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
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