Washington (eTruePolitics) –  In a 3 a.m. Wednesday night end run tweet around his so-called inner circle of senior advisers, current President Donald Trump unveiled plans to purchase, redesign and rebrand the United States Capitol building.

“I’ve always had a thing for a big pair of domes,” Trump tweeted, along with a photo illustration of the proposed new design of the Capitol.

“Daddy just likes to have fun,” commented Ivanka Trump who denied knowing about her father’s plan.

Enter Beto O’Rourke. “Donald Trump is a pig,” O’Rourke tweeted shortly after Trump’s announcement. prompting an immediate Trumpian response tweet.

“Beto O’Rourke doesn’t like two YUGE domes and a couple of fine, round rotundas? Makes you wonder what kind of man he really is.”

Trump rejected criticism from Democrats that his Trump Capitol Collection was a violation of the Emoluments Clause prohibiting presidents from profiting from their office.

“Nancy Pelosi can kiss my fat white ass,” Trump reportedly said in response to a question about potential Democratic lawsuits accusing him of commercializing the home of the United States Congress.

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela