Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Hope who?” said current president Donald Trump today after learning that former top aide Hope Hicks has been called back to clarify “inconsistencies”  in her previous testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. Answering shouted questions from reporters, Trump denied rumors that he had threatened to put Hicks in front of a firing squad should she choose to testify truthfully.

“If I did know someone named Hope Hicks I would never shoot her,” Trump explained.

A spokesman for Hicks told reporters that the Trump loyalist had seen a photoshopped ‘one-last-smoke’ image of her that went viral and objected to the blindfold she was wearing.

“I only wear Hermes,” Hicks explained.


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