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President’s Son Denies Russian Influence in Redesign of Trump National Golf Club’s Flagsticks
by eTruePolitics | Feb 4, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“They’re red, white and blue. No collusion.” – Donald J. Trump, Jr. (executive) ...
Read MoreDonald Trump, Jr. Set to Relocate to Camp Mueller
by eTruePolitics | Jan 30, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Row A, Tent #2 Shopping List for Kimberly Guilfoyle, (maybe) the future Mrs. Donald Trump, Jr.: ...
Read MoreTHE MORON CHRONICLES: READ. WEEP.
by eTruePolitics | May 18, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Horror forthcoming. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela.
Read MoreAFRICAN TROPHY ROOM
by eTruePolitics | Jan 11, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Shitholes: endangered species. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreVEGAS ONLINE BOOKMAKERS PUT ODDS OF 2018 KUSHNER SUICIDE AT 3-1, TRUMP, JR. AT 2-1; ADVISOR STEPHEN MILLER IS EVEN MONEY
by eTruePolitics | Jan 8, 2018 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Las Vegas (eTruePolitics) – Las Vegas bookmakers today announced the odds on Jared Kushner committing suicide during 2018 at 3-1, Donald Trump, Jr. at 2-1 and presidential advisor Stephen Miller at even money. “We are...
Read MoreTRUMPCARE? $399 ROUND-TRIP TICKET FROM CAPITOL TO WHITE HOUSE ANGERS GOP SENATORS
by eTruePolitics | Jun 27, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – In what appears a flagrant violation of the U.S. Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, Trumpways, the iconic bus line founded in the 1930s by the current president’s father, Fred,...
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A spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.