New York (eTruePolitics) – Apparently angered by president Trump’s claims not to know him, Lev Parnas, Rudy Giuliani’s Russian employer and partner in crime, is reportedly prepared to comply with requests for records and testimony from congressional impeachment investigators. “We will honor and not avoid the committee’s requests to the extent they are legally proper, while scrupulously protecting Mr. Parnas’ privileges including that of the Fifth Amendment,” said the lawyer, Joseph Bondy, referring to his client’s constitutional right to avoid self-incrimination.

“Trump is toast,” an investigator told eTruePolitics.

When informed of Parnas decision, a raging president Donald Trump fell to his knees and vigorously chewed the Oval Office rug, eTruePolitics has learned.

“I saw it,” said one source who observed the bizarre scene. “I wish I hadn’t.”

 

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