by Frank Coffey

Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have been betrayed,” said Gertrude von Plum Pudding, the president of the New Hampshire Federation of Republican Women, after learning that former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley was born in Punjab, India and her maiden name is Nimrata Randhawa. “She’s as dark as my Apple Brown Betty,” said an “outraged” von Plum Pudding.

The NHFRW, the largest GOP distaff organization in the Granite state, met with Haley yesterday for a photo op and brief chat to discuss the recent “untenable” influx of colored people to the state. In the last three years New Hampshire has seen a rapid growth of non-whites reducing the state’s white population to 90%, the highest in the United States.

“She can kiss my fat white ass,” said Mrs. von Plum Pudding about the possibility of the state’s Daughters of the American Revolution, which she has led for forty years, endorsing Haley’s run for the presidency in 2024.

The perpetually perky Haley reached out to Plum Pudding after learning of her comments. “I’m sure when Gertrude tastes my excellent Brown Betty, we’ll become great friends,” said Haley.


Photo: @New Hampshire Federation of Republican Women