Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, CA (eTruePolitics) – Go west young man?

With his top secret security clearance revoked and special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly focusing his investigation on the Trump/Kushner families business ties to both Russia and Israel, Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner shocked Washington (and Hollywood) when he abruptly resigned today as White House adviser and simultaneously announced principle photography on his first feature film, “Slumlord Millionaire,” would begin in Toronto in February.

“Toronto’s cheaper than New York and has less pesky journalists,” a Kushner confidante told eTruePolitics.

The film, which Kushner will produce and star in, surprised not only Washington and Hollywood, but longtime friends as well.

“After his father went to prison, Jared stopped speaking for three years,” said one source who requested anonymity because he feared for his life. “All he did was weep, and blow his nose. He’s starring in a movie? You ever even heard his voice? Film ought to be titled  “The Cat Whisperer.”

The embattled, failing Kushner Companies’ one-sheet accompanying the announcement did not have a release date, indicating the film has yet to find a distributor.

“Jared is one sick, stupid, delusional, arrogant pussy,” the source added.



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