by Frank Coffey

Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” said the American Lemming Society’s new president Rep Ronny Jackson (R-TX) this morning in a written statement announcing that that the Lemmings had pulled their invitation to House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy invitation to speak at the group’s annual upcoming convention at the Church of Glad Tidings in Yuba City, CA.

“I don’t agree with Nancy Pelosi very often,” wrote Jackson, “but she’s right, Kevin is too a moran.”

A tearful McCarthy, reportedly deeply hurt by Jackson’s comments, responded minutes later. “I don’t understand why suggesting all Republicans blindly leap off precipices whenever I tell them to, makes me unacceptable to the Lemmings,” wrote McCarthy, “Also I am definitely not a moran.”

 

 

 

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