by Frank Coffey
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have to hand it to them, they’re dumber than we are,” said the American Lemming Society’s new president Paul Ryan this morning in an announcement that the organization’s highest honor, ‘The Dim Bulb,’ would be bestowed for the first time on a political party. “Usually, we just do individuals,” said former congressman Ryan who explained that the Lemming Society award was made in anticipation of hundreds of Republican politicians underscoring their idiocy by challenging the presidential election results when Congress reconvenes on January 6th.
“If they change their minds on Jan six, we’re taking the Bulb back,” said Ryan. “That said, not to worry, these folks are all leapers.”
“Dim bulbs can always get dimmer,” promised GOP chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. “With President Trump’s inspired leadership Republicans will continue to leap off cliffs until January 20th … and after. We’re Republicans. We know that there will always be another precipice to leap blindly from.”
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