Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following an intimate White House dinner, current president of the United States Donald Trump abruptly announced he was  firing spokesman/lawyer Rudy Giuliani and replacing him with longtime pal and alter ego, John Barron.

Have you ever seen him eat?” said Donald Trump about Giuliani. “He chews with his mouth open. Disgusting!”

“John Barron may not be a lawyer, but he knows everything about the law and has good table manners, too,” added Trump.




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