Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the arrest of two close associates, Rudolph Giuliani has reportedly been fired by current president Donald Trump, eTruePolitics has learned. Earlier in the day in response to a reporter’s shouted question “Is Rudy Giuliani still your personal lawyer?” Trump’s answer signaled his waning support for Giuliani.

“Well, I don’t know. I haven’t spoken to Rudy, I spoke to him yesterday, briefly. He’s a very good attorney and he’s been my attorney, yeah.”

Three hours later a fired Giuliani was found barking at passersby on a Central Park bench.

“When you’re too unhinged for Trump, you need professional care,” said Judith Giuliani, the mayor’s soon to be third ex-wife.

The firing sent the former New York mayor into a “real tizzy,” one aide said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he feared for his life. “I’ve never seen a grown man cry like that. I didn’t even know he had tear ducts.”

“Rudy who?” said White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham in a formal statement to the press.




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