70 Years Later Paul Ryan’s Moral Failure in Supporting Trump Still Haunts Family
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Aug 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Janesville, WI., November 11, 2088 – For Hillary Ryan-Abidi, descendant of one of the most...
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“He would tip the balance of the Supreme Court even more against workers’ rights, civil rights, and women’s rights for decades to come.” — Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y. Photo illustration by Ray...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – A must accessory for all Republicans. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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“It’s not everybody who can ignore their conscience.” Washington (eTruePolitics) – The quote above is the epigraph from Paul Ryan’s “Profiles in Cowardice,” published today by ...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Aug 22, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Donald Trump, on “indestructible coal,” Charleston, WV (8.21.18): “In times of war, in times of conflict, you can blow up those windmills, they fall down real quick. You can blow up those pipelines they go like...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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