DONALD TRUMP, JR.’S HONEYMOON SUITE: ROW A, TENT #3
Note to Kimberly Guilfoyle, the future Mrs. Donald Trump, Jr.: Sunscreen, bottled water. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jul 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Note to Kimberly Guilfoyle, the future Mrs. Donald Trump, Jr.: Sunscreen, bottled water. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jul 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an angry crack-of-dawn tweet, current president Donald Trump raged against accusations that his profligate use of Chinese-made flag pins violated the Emoluments Clause of the U.S....
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jul 26, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” – Donald Trump, president “We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.” – George...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jul 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House is denying reports that the current president’s “Trump Signature Edition Swamp Boot” violates the Emoluments clause which prevents a president from personally...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jul 25, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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