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To D. Trump: ‘Beware unguarded talk’ was the message of World War II propaganda...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 15, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
To D. Trump: ‘Beware unguarded talk’ was the message of World War II propaganda...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Quickly seeking to benefit from the publicity storm surrounding current president Donald Trump’s use of the word “shithole” to describe African countries, the Trump...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 11, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Shitholes: endangered species. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 8, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Las Vegas (eTruePolitics) – Las Vegas bookmakers today announced the odds on Jared Kushner committing suicide during 2018 at 3-1, Donald Trump, Jr. at 2-1 and presidential advisor Stephen Miller at even money. “We are...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall Then I’ll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin’...
Read MoreDonald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
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