Month: November 2016

Election May Have Saved Christie’s Traffic Cone Gig With The Mets

Posted by eTruePolitics | Nov 9, 2016 | Breaking Stories |

New York (eTruePolitics) – Following the federal convictions of ex-aides Bridget Kelly and Bill Baroni on all counts in the bizarre Bridgegate saga, sources close to the Mets said owner Fred Wilpon, an ex-pitcher, was set...

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Election May Have Saved Christie’s Traffic Cone Gig With The Mets

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