NFL Draft reportedly will end
New York (eTrueSports) – Sources close to the NFL report that the 2016 Draft should wrap-up “mid-June-ish.”
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 30, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTrueSports) – Sources close to the NFL report that the 2016 Draft should wrap-up “mid-June-ish.”
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 28, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTrueSports) – After Donald Trump announced his intention to name former basketball coach Bobby Knight his future Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, aides are said to be concerned the presidential contender...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 27, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Indianapolis (eTrueSports) – In the wake of his embarrassing goof in which he referred to a basketball hoop as a “ring” in basketball-crazy Indiana, Sen. Ted Cruz is quickly seeking to show Indiana voters he...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 27, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTrueSports) – “Meet The Ringers” – the new Ted Cruz ad running statewide in Indiana – called “Worst Political Ad Ever” by U.S. Advertising...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Apr 25, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
Boston (eTrueSports) – After learning of a federal appeals court reinstatement of Tom Brady’s original four-game suspension for his involvement in the ‘Deflategate’ scandal, supermodel Gisele Bundchen...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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