WHO’S NEXT FOR HOPE HICKS?
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – After unceremoniously dumping disgraced boyfriend and fired White House staff secretary Rob Porter, presidential aide and serial dater Hope Hicks is said to be considering Trump whisperer Stephen Miller as her next paramour, according to a White House source who, fearing for his life, requested anonymity before speaking publicly.
“This could be a dicey relationship for Hope,” said the source. “And for Stephen. Wait until Rob Porter hears about this. He’s got an ugly temper and a big overhand right.”
Beleaguered Trump chief-of-staff John Kelly stepped in to encourage his protege Porter to “stay and fight. She’s worth fighting for, Hope’s a babe. Just ask the president.”
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