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Cleveland (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump plans to name Dana White, head of the the mixed martial arts organization Ultimate Fighting Championship, U.S. Secretary of Education should he be elected U.S. President, eTruePolitics has learned.

Few details of White’s plans for the Education Department have been revealed, though the UFC honcho is on record as saying he favors mandatory mixed martial arts bouts in American classrooms beginning in the first grade.

“We think kids will love watching other kids kick one another in the face … plus they’ll learn about tattoos,” White previously told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteran.

Republican insiders worried the plan for the introduction of MMA’s “barbaric savagery” into American classrooms “might be unhelpful for down ballot candidates in November.”

Sources say White”vigorously” lobbied for the MMA bouts to begin in kindergarten but was dissuaded by Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski who feared criticism from “weenies in the liberal American press.”