SNARKY HOMETOWN PRANK UNNERVES DEVIN NUNES
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of beleaguered Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, today unveiled a new town plaque mocking their infamous native son.
“America needs to know that Devin Nunes is a disgrace to Tulare and its citizens,” said a Tulare city spokesman, who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.
“Mr. Nunes is scum and poses an existential threat to Americans whereever they live.”
A group of pro-Nunes demonstrators protesting the plaque was broken up by Tulare police. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said a bemused SWAT team officer.
“My small soul was touched by the support I have received from the community,” said a trembling Nunes. “No one spat on me all day.”
Photo illustration and reporting by Ray Dougela